The King Charles Spaniels walked first, the Basset’s second and the distinction placement of the Corgis was gone. Toff was on a float with the economic system canine Money and the spokes canine Chat. The float was embellished in a colourful Hawaiian theme with hula dancing Greyhounds and flowery leis. Toff was on a throne dressed like a king with a crown and holding a scepter. The parade threw canine treats to the spectators, principally mongrels and conscientious objectors, like me and Zorro.
There was loads of pleasure in regards to the annual Toff award, who had finished excellent work for the homeless canines this 12 months? The jury consisted of Money and Chat, and it went to Toff himself! The motivation was his tireless work to feed the canine world by way of the Earthly pet food manufacturing unit and for his security file at TiT’s (Belief in Toff safety firm). No canines on patrol had been injured!
They didn’t point out that no thefts had been stopped and that patrol service had been at a minimal. Toff acquired a rousing applaud when he obtained the award of 1000 tins of Toff’s Choose pet food.
What’s he going to do with that? In all probability paying excellent salaries to the executive employees on the loss-making enterprise; TiT.